This is an example of how I hope our wedding does not go:

Bride and Groom Tasered”

jenny: oh, I forgot to tell you the wedding epiphany I had today in the shower

James: yeah?

jenny: Fairy princess!!!
jenny: with glitter and sparkles and I can wear wings!
jenny: and the flower girls can wear wings
jenny: and the bridesmaids!
jenny: wings for everyone!

James: you’re banned from making any wedding decisions

jenny: I like fairies!

James: oh and you can quote me on your blog

“Okay, I know that streaking is out, but what about the gorrilla suit?”
— Dan, my cousin’s fiance, on wedding attire